There's nothing quite like a mug of hot coffee first thing in the morning. It fuels Americans to head off to work and make money, something most liberals don't understand.
Liberals can be so annoying. And, yet, they are also easily annoyed! Anything that makes life better or brings people happiness is certain to drive them crazy. Especially at this time of year, where we celebrate God's unconditional love to mankind with generous gift-giving to each other. Liberals get really bent out of shape at any mention of Jesus and would rather say, "Happy Holidays." So, what do we do?
Annoy A Liberal: Say, "Merry Christmas!"
CHRISTMAS BLEND COFFEE: